Lyrics

BROOKLYN BRIDGE SONG

HE ARRIVES ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
HE’S LOOKING SLY
I SEE THAT POKER FACE EYE

IT’S A SHAM AND HE DON’T GIVE A DAMN
BUT YOU DON’T SEE THE SCAM
NEW YORKERS KNOW A CON MAN!

I’M SORRY IF THE TRUTH ANNOYS
BUT YOU CAN’T FOOL A CITY BOY

HE DON’T FOOL ME,
NO HE DON’T FOOL ME
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT…

I GOT A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN TO SELL
A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN TO SELL YA
I GOT A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN TO SELL
A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN TO SELL YA

SNAKE OIL SALESMAN
WILL SELL YOU THE WORLD
BUT IT’S ONLY DIRT
ONLY FOOLS GET HURT

THIS SONG AND DANCE
IS GETTING OLD
THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES
THE FUTURE HASN’T BEEN TOLD

WHY ARE YOU SO EASILY FOOLED?
HE DOESN’T LOVE YOU LIKE I DO
I’M SORRY IF THE TRUTH ANNOYS
BUT YOU CAN’T FOOL A CITY BOY

NO CAP BABY, NO CAP BABY
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT…

I GOT A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN TO SELL YA
A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN TO SELL YA
I GOT A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN TO SELL YA
A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN TO SELL YA

REMEMBER WHEN WE MADE OUT IN THE DARK
THE ONLY PLACE TO BE ALONE WAS BROOKLYN PARK

THE WORLD IS SO UNCERTAIN
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN~

I’LL NEVER FALL FOR THE OLD BAIT AND SWITCH
THAT JUST EMPOWERS THE RICH
WHAT A SON OF A BITCH!

IT’S A SHAM AND HE DON’T GIVE A DAMN
DON’T YOU FALL FOR THE SCAM
NEW YORKERS KNOW A CON MAN!

I’M SORRY IF THE TRUTH ANNOYS
BUT YOU CAN’T FOOL A CITY BOY

HE DON’T LOVE YOU,
NO HE NEVER LOVED YOU!
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT…

I GOT A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN TO SELL YA
A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN TO SELL YA
I GOT A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN TO SELL YA
A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN TO SELL YA

OOH, YEAH
A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN TO SELL YA
OOH, I GOT A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN TO SELL YA
OOH, I GOT A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN TO SELL YA,
IN BROOKLYN TO SELL YA—